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Current Featured Article: Boris and the American Dream

"What the hell do you want?" said the immigration officer, staring across the desk at the man before him.

"I'd just like to say that you're the first American I've ever spoken to," said the foreigner, enthusiastically shaking the officer's hand.

"Do I win any money?" asked the officer.

"Uh...no, I'm sorry."

"No money? Then why the hell should I care? And let go of my hand, you're getting your European grease all over it!

"Sorry. My name is Boris, by the way."

"Why the hell should I care what your name is? Dammit! Here's your goddamn visa. Welcome to the United States of friggin' America."

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Last Quarter's Featured Article: Wikipedia Your Destiny! (hover to show)

Do you look ahead at your life and see nothing but a chain of indecisiveness and boredom?

Do you know you need to make changes to yourself to make your life more interesting, more relaxing, and in general less mediocre and dull than it is now?

Do you lack the intellectual capacity or the required number of brain cells to think independently, and would like an easy way to quickly map out a road to fame, fortune, or at least Sex?

Then perhaps you need to WIKIPEDIA YOUR DESTINY!

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Did you know...

... that T3canolis tried to write an epic?
... We deliver, you pay us is actually "We deliver, UPS".
... that this sentence should end with a question mark.
... no, you didn't. But now you do.
... that there is no fork nor spoon, ooh a lemon pie!
... that I am not finished my cereal?
... that Explosive Pizza shouldn't be fed to parrots?
... that Garry Sanchez is the award winning director of such films as Egg!, Parsnips anyone? and Summer Crab?
... that Fok Yor Mum is a successful Chinese amateur boxer that won Olympic gold in the light flyweight division?
... that cheese does not follow suit?
- ... nor does it follow a suitcase; that is not the case.
... that maple syrup is a liquid, solid and a gas from Canada that is only developed once a year, in October, if the fat lady sings?
... that, I was, like, walking down the street and like this guy tripped over. But he did it on purpose, and it didn't look right. Who does a cartwheel before tripping over? And his legs were like flying, and I was like: REALLY BAD ACTING?
... that the "Origins" Series needs more contributions?
... that Toast Jones was born in France?
... that Manchester, as the name suggests, is a Man's version of Chester?
... that Degenatron is the forgotten Transformer?

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What a mouth, what a mouth, what a north and south! Bloimey what mouth he's got.

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If things exist, why did your '87 Buick Grand National just fly past?

Because I fed it to the cows

Large concrete structure you vandals!

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

He can fly in the sun

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

He knows how to have a lot of fun

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

If you sneeze he will die

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

He will eat you with his claw of doom

“People think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on Illogicopedia?”

~ Sceptic

Give me Yop, ma mamma, Yop, me mamma, Yop for when the commies come.

There once was this man with long hair

It got too much for him to bear

So he sat on on a rock and ate a plum

And pondered the existence of fun

And when everything went dark

He shot himself

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hey! What the hell are you doing with that bomb? OH GAWD

Hey everybody, have you seen my balls? They're big an' salty an' brown.

Aha, caught you red handed. Are you red, then? No, but you read me like a book.

“Outer space has turned into butter! Run away, for it will now rain yak pee!”

~ The village idiot of Illogicopedia

I wet my pants.

Do not press the buttons. Noooo, not that button.. hah! You can't even do that right!

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I sold my soul to the Devil for $5. Now I find it hard to walk on gravel.

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Tis' be a title, yooooo

WART? You ask? I can't hear you!!!

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Thanks for being an idiotic idiot. Thank me and don't have a spice from my bay-kery.

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If you bip the bop, the sip wlil not stop, yooooo!

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My Uncle Pete told me vandalism is bad. Is he a monster raving loony?

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Once up on a time, a man walked into his room, curled up in a ball, and exploded.

He was called nothing.

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